Do you want to run away from all those pesky kids (and adults) knocking on your door, trick or treatin'? Or are you dreaming of something to really protect yourself, your family, and perhaps your airsoft team mates from the zombie hordes as they ravage the land in search of brains and warm human bodies? Not to worry, the Zombie Fortification Cabin, the world's first and only certified Zombie Proof Log Cabin, will be your sanctuary, home, and your fort.

The fortified cabin is made by Tiger Log Cabins, based in Leeds, United Kingdom. The Zombie Fortification Cabin is described by the company as comprising of…

…three sections, all of which are independent from each other with two lockable doors securing each building. This means for a zombie to breach the main large section they would have to somehow breach three very securely locked doors – which even your most advance lock picker would struggle to compromise. One of the smaller buildings is a garage with secure roller shutter doors – still large enough to secure a military vehicle or getaway car. The other building comes with a built in storage unit for food to help you last the duration of the apocalypse. There is also a great place to store any other weapons you require to keep the undead at bay. The third larger building at the back has two floors (containing a bedroom, a kitchen, a living room and even a gym) as well as an upper deck to give you a 360 degree vantage point with smart slots in the decking wall to allow you to shoot at intruders in the surrounding area. In the middle of the three buildings protected by walls around the outside and a mesh roof is a small garden to allow you some outdoor time and to plant and grow vegetables.

Convinced that this is ultimate fort for you if you cannot afford to dig a big bunker deep inside mountains? Then you better shell out something close to a £100,000 with all the options included, which still excludes the weapons you need to keep the zombies from coming close to your perimeter. The basic price is £69,995.00 which comes with the following:

• Log Cabin shell (inc doors, windows, stairs)
• Barbed wire on roof
• 3x Bunk Beds
• 2x Chest of drawers
• Weight machines
• Lights
• Fireplace
• Sofa and cushions
• Coffee table
• Sound system turntables
• Plasma TV
• Xbox
• Toilet, sink
• Kitchen units with microwave

As extra options which will go up to the hundred thousand quid mark if you tick off all the boxes:

• Zombie Cabin Installation
• Security Cameras
• Riot Protection Outfit
• Solar Panels

As mentioned, no weapons are included such as the Water Bear Cannon or flame throwers since the company is based in the UK, a country with strict firearms laws. The only way to get the weapons is when there is an actual zombie infestation and the British government starts issuing weapons to everyone to protect their lives and families.

The Zombie Fortification Cabin comes with a 10-year warranty which we don't know how the company will honour it when zombies overwhelm human civilization. But at least it's cold comfort that Tiger Log Cabins stand by their work. Even if the hordes don't arrive, dare airsoft players to come and try to breach it. Charge game fees if you want to recoup your investment.

If you're extremely worried today that those trick or treaters are not really humans in ghastly costumes, but the undead after your brain, then better pick up the phone and order for the Zombie Fortification Cabin whilst there's time. Also, better stack up on the all the Walking Dead DVDs so there's something for you to watch whilst holed up inside the cabin.