If Marie Antoinette were alive today, she would approve of the Champagne Gun. Because if there is something better than eating cake, it is shooting a stream of champagne across 23 feet. Just fill up a bar with bottles of Moët & Chandons or Krugs; or if you’re richer than Bill Gates, bring in crates of Gout de Diamants and have the ultimate party warfare with your friends who are probably decked in gold and diamonds as well.

Made by the French company, Extra Night, the Champagne Gun itself is not that expensive to purchase from King of Sparklers as you can order it for US$459, a pittance for the jet setting and yacht-owning class. For such a price, a trust fund baby can arm an army of party people and have logistics people of bartenders or butlers to keep them supplied with all the champagne in Magnum (1.5L) sizes to last the whole night long.

As for color choices, it comes in colors that would always attract the 1%: Rose Gold, Chrome, and Plain Gold. So far, there is no diamond-studded version of the Champagne Gun. Probably they would make one if requested by a member of the les gens riches.

According to King of Sparklers, it has 3 uses:

1. Champagne Showers: 16 to 23 feet spray for 45 seconds.
2. Champagne Service: An original accessory, elegant and exuberant to serve champagne
3. Champagne Display: Beautiful and stylish decoration, to display any magnum of champagne on a bar or dining table, or can be use a a centerpiece

I am pretty sure there are more uses than what has been enumerated. If you have the money, you can hire people to think of more uses of the Champagne Gun, just ask Donald Trump.

So if you’re bored, loaded (with cash) and have an itchy trigger finger, organize an all-night party and arm your guests with the Champaign Gun. Just don’t get hoity-toity and let the hoi polloi see you.