Remember Gunny Hartman? That famous quotable USMC Gunnery Sargeant from the movie Full Metal Jacket? Well, he is still the best demotivational spokesperson for those who plan to join the USMC and he is the most quotable of all sargeants ever to be depicted on film. Before I start with the rest story, I better send his Christmas message to all the Marines out there. (By the way he's a real USMC Drill Instructor).

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? (Full Metal Jacket Movie Quote)

If you love Gunny, then here's your chance to be like him and get your 15 minutes' worth of fame. SOG Specialty Knives & Tools (SOG means Studies and Observations Group), which makes knives for the harshest environments have just announced their “Are You The Gunny?” Contest. Make a video impression of Gunny Hartman and upload it at the Facebook page of SOG.

The winner gets the chance to have cocktails with the SOG and Gunny during the Shot Show 2011 in Las Vegas. So better grab those cameras and USMC Drill Instructor getup you can lay your hands and show Gunny that you can be like him. Here's his recruitment video for the contest.