Well, if you're up to some zombie sex, remember to have protection. SKDTac have prepared some SKD Zombie Condoms for you that can also be used with the living humans. It's always better to be safe than never with these... "If you're the type that can't handle the truth, you're also the type that will turn in the first 24 hours of ZPOC so don't bother reading further. Sometimes the truth can often be uncomfortable. It's kind of like sex with robots. We don't like to talk about it, but we all know its coming (pun intended). And the truth is that when Zombies outnumber the living 1,000,000:1, there are going to be some hot Zombies wandering around, already moaning, and there will be some Zombie-*&%#ing going on.

We at SKD want to make sure we do our part to help keep survivors safe. At the end of the day, it's all about saving lives. So if you're prepping for ZPOC, this item is a must-have essential for your survival kit. Get it while society and the interwebs are still in place, because once ZPOC hits, it'll be too late.

Each foil wrapper contains ONE (1) FDA approved latex condom in Zombie Green.

Printed Instructions: For Post-ZPoc use. Scientifically engineered for Undead Coitus without infection. Do not use for Undead Oral as getting bitten by or biting the Undead will turn you.

Sold individually."