Inside The Garand Thumb Armory
OptimusPrime
17 Mar 2026
In this video by Classic Firearms, Mike from Garand Thumb opens the heavy doors to his personal armory, giving a guided tour of a collection that looks more like a high-end historical museum than a typical storage room. The hosts walk through a variety of unique pieces, ranging from the Belgian-made FN FAL to a faithful replica of the rifle used by Gary Gordon in Somalia. Mike admits to having a bit of an obsession with receiver markings and historical accuracy, which explains why his collection is sorted with the precision of a librarian who also happens to be a tactical gear enthusiast.
The tour moves from rare historical gems to some questionable engineering choices, such as the SPAS-12 shotgun, which the hosts jokingly describe as a pain to load and operate despite its iconic movie status. They also explore the LR300—a video game favorite that never quite took off in the real world due to a cleaning process that requires a degree in mechanical engineering. Between discussing the finer points of gas systems and barrel lengths, there is plenty of banter about the physical size of some handguns, specifically the Mark 23, which seems to be designed for people with hands the size of dinner plates.
Wrapping things up, Mike explains that his goal isn't just to hoard cool hardware, but to document these pieces for future generations before they eventually reach the end of their functional lives. The conversation touches on the evolution of firearm technology, showing how old designs like the BAR influenced modern machinery like the M240. It is a lighthearted but detailed look at a collection where every item has a story, even if that story involves being too loud for the FBI or needing a specific "goth girl nose ring" attachment.