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"All Comrades! Answer The Call Of The Motherland!" - Comrade Thumpy

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The die has been cast but our Warsaw Pact Allies need all the able bodied men, women, and children to take up arms to liberate the oppressed peoples of Western Europe. We are calling all comrades to heed the call of the Motherland, it's time to rise up again, drop all the tools at the farms and factories and pick up the rifles that will determine our place in history!

With the dawn of liberation upon us in two weeks' time, Comrade General Vinnie "Lifer" Gizzarelli, the "Wounded Warrior", and his XO Comrade Alan "Thumpmaster6" Covey are asking that it's time for you to sacrifice again for the glory of the Soviet Union and our Warsaw Pact brothers.

Comrade Thumpmaster6 has this to say in his latest communiqué:

"All Comrades! Answer the call of the Motherland! It is time that you follow the example of Comrade Lifer as he will lead the Warsaw Pact forces in the Battle of Fulda Gap on October 14-16, 2011. Victory in this battle will open the way to liberate our comrades in the countries of Western Europe and smash the Imperialist Americans and their NATO lackeys.

As we prepare for this glorious battle, NATO still outnumber the Warsaw Pact. Many troops of the capitalist pigs, corrupted by money, have pre-registered for the Fulda Gap Airsoft 2011 and we need more warm bodies to boost our numbers and gain more strength to defeat them.

With the call to arms, our beloved and excellent military planners will be raising the draft or registration fee by October 2. If you want to avoid any increase in the draft or registration fee, you have to pre-register before that date and you will save US$10 or US$20 (or their equivalent in Russian Rubles). Pre-register and be at the frontlines to be part of this glorious event.

You must contact me at [email protected] to receive orders from Comrade Lifer. All Warsaw Pact forces will be coordinating with me as we prepare a crafty plan to deploy all units and unleash reserves to make the NATO stooges run for their lives.

Comrade Natasha Volkova, who is standing beside me, and a Heroine of the Soviet Union, will be starting to recon the battlefield and will relay intelligence to me.

The array of forces that we shall use as the hammer to smash the NATO forces will be the following:

  1. 39th Guards Motorized Rifle Division (HQ- Gotha) 
  2. 172nd Guards Motorized Rifle Regiment (HQ- Ohrdruf) 
  3. East German Infantry Regiment (HQ- Meiningen)
  4.  Czechoslovakian Paratroopers (enters battlefield at 1200 Saturday)
  5.  Soviet Special Operational Forces- Spetsnaz (by Comrade General's assignment only)

Our Uniform color: tan base

Register before pre-registration cost goes up on 10/2/11 and/or our fees go up! Showing up for the battle with only a tan base uniform will NOT insure that you will get placed to be us at the frontlines, or you will be sent to the Gulag to do hard labor for life. If you are unsure about your uniform and what color it falls under - check the forums at  www.ncairsoft.org.

To register your desire to serve the Motherland, you will need to report to Scenario Supply to get your slot.

TO THE FRONTLINES!

Message ends."

You heard it comrades, you will get more intelligence reports with the videos that our highly resourceful intelligence officers from the GRU, KGB and Stasi prepared below:

It's time to bring glory to the Red Army, Mother Russia, and Warsaw Pact!

(Our apologies to Comrade Thumpy for the poor airbrushing of his picture.)

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